Lover's Triangle the Biography


Either way, you're fuct!

Rihanna ‏@rihanna I spy something with my little eye... An UGG in my dressing room! @NoellaAlstrom WTF? @mforde11 how did u let those get in here?

Rihanna ‏@rihanna “@mforde11: @rihanna @NoellaAlstrom I think might be @JennnRosales Ugg #Uggprincess” get it out of here!!!

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 @rihanna @noellaalstrom @jennnrosales Bennnnnn Ugg breachhh #securityyy

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Next time don't trample me wid #Uggs tho #sooodisrespectful #Detroitishypeecityy

Rihanna ‏@rihanna “@LeeBruhGreene: @rihanna YUH FUSSY?!” Reallll fussy! #DETROIT my peoplez

Rihanna ‏@rihanna My fragrance on and they love my smell... #UKnavy you asked for it you got it! My latest fragrance #NUDE is now available in the UK!!!!

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna :-/ i think we found the ghost in the room #robynfarted

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 “@chrisnevmoore: @rihanna @noellaalstrom @mforde11 could've benn worse, could've been a croc!!!!”😂😂😂😂😂😂 truuuu

My girls, they can be a little impolite, romantic, and passionate, and just not right, but still its funny. So much fun, living in a world of love, so sorry if you got none. Taking my dreams turning them inside out, like they’re cleaning house in my mind. Filling me up with chatter, girl have you lost your mind, I’m gonna have to get your behind, and love you til you wanna go pop. Can’t believe the things we, maybe its just an unfortunate day that leaves us laughing. A wonderful world of love, got me wondering what did you do to me. Did you put your little cunt in my food, that explains that hair. Don’t you come creeping up to me, trying to be a mystery, trying to make the sheets rise. Look at em sway, it does the hula. Everything is everything, and we don’t care about it, we got a thing for each other, love her tighter than my mother. Sorry mother, didn’t mean to break your heart. What kind of blessed creature can make me feel this way, I think I wanna discover it more, uncover it more, til she’s naked and get up on it. You fucked with my head, and I’ll fuck with your behind. You’re so rude, look at em lips whats that on em, its stick lips. Playing with my cock, you get it stiff and angry, I'll spank you little buttocks til your cunt is sobbing wet, and slap happy. I’d call you a whore, but you’re a hooker, your hook got my ass so deep I can't get away. Got me paying for the place you stay, stay’n with me, in my bed, going to my head. Look at em sway, like a hula dancer, I suggest you look closer, much closer, cause you are about to get paid.

best friends and there's nothing better, let's suck stick. uh? beh! nice branch, but you're trying to suck it with the wrong end. no! i'm just saying. look at the size of that branch, it can't fit. and have you ever seen a girl, other than beyonce with an ass like that. just look at what she's doing to that stick, poor stadick, what a fucking show off!

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna huuumm, whose buttock is that in the mirror? the handwriting looks familiar.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna oh! hi beyonce. and what is rihanna doing with your butt!

uuumm, delicious. my little beautiful girls eating creamy finger food.

Watching as we wave goodbye, my eyes can't help but cry. I get so lonely. I try not to give a damn, but you are who I am, and my tears on my face are calling me a liar, you can never say goodbye. This is not who i am, I used to be a different man. Why in the hell does my heart ache, my heart breaks, alone, that's all I am, when I am without you. I laugh so deep, I smile so hard that it make my face ache, but now its my heart. I love so strong, and now I'm gone, to a place where I'm missing you. How in the fuck am I missing you, are you enjoying me missing you, or are you enjoying me loving you? Please don’t make me miss you, you are no longer in my life, let me love you. This is not who i am. Still, my tears are calling me a liar, you can never say goodbye.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #thinkinboutya #missinu 💋💋

So although my mind maybe confused, I keep my heart safe by loving someone as sweet and beautiful as you. You make me smile, but you make me cry, fear and confusion about the way I love you so deeply, and I love your Guyanese ways. I can't find myself in a mirror without you to tell me who I am, or the man that I could be. I’m terrified that I love you so much, have I lost my mind. I can’t believe that I’ve broken like that, there’s almost nothing for you that I wouldn’t do. We spoke, your words were fell so sweet upon my ears, I felt you drink me up in a kiss. But we were just playing and you pushed me over the edge. Broken and bruised, it cut me so deep inside my heart, I fell upon the sharp edge of a love triangle. You pushed me, and now I love my baby so deeply, I never knew love could be so terrifying. But here I am cry, can't stand for you to say goodbye. If I could I'd take the stars from the sky and lay them upon your body like diamonds. But you are so fucking beautiful the diamonds would fade into emptiness, and melt from my eyes in tears.

When you love someone, you enjoy the way they love you back, you enjoy the things they do to make you love them. Making love, in everything she does, she's making me say yes, its so hard to tell her no, she's my baby. And when she’s not there you find yourself missing her, you pushed me when I was already falling, and I fell deep and hard, flowing. And now I’m terrified of missing you whenever you’re not there, my life without you in it, is a very sad and lonely place to be. Hell's got nothing on what you did to me. But if you love someone and find yourself living in loneliness, what kind of life is that. Not everybody is affectionate as you. I wanna live my life but there's really nothing in it without you, so you've got me terrified of loving you, but here I am and I do.

Yep. I’m Charlie, the guy whose fuct either way. And this is how we play about how much we love each other. Might get killed doing it, but there’s not to much worth dieing for, or living for without my babys.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Pissed the fuck offffffffffffff 😡😡😡

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 and because your pissed off that means your body's hot, and you're sweating between your black thighs #fuck

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 i'd fuck you for a minute, then with stiff angry drooling pointed at your face i'd tell you, get to get the fuck out of here #fuck

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 you'd say no, finish what you started. i'd turn you around and fuck you some more.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 playing with your body while we fuck. i'd turn you around and around kissing you, smelling every bit of you up into my mind #fuck

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 i'm going to try to go to sleep in a few moments. its going to be very awkward trying to roll over while standing on one leg #fuck

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #Soon 😉

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 that is so fucked up how you get my cock hard, with one word #soon

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #MSmiley 😁😁😊😊

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Happy to be Happy!! 😁😁#trulyBlessed

Where do I begin? Melissa would like me to start from Barbados. That's where the concept for the album Diamonds came from. Me, Robyn and Melissa were goofing off on the Internet together. I was a little drunk, and they were a little high, we were having fun on the babillarde talking Guyanese. And yes that is Melissa with her pants off in the SUV, on her way to the airport.


I had a blog, Halle Berry's Dirty Internet Secrets, where me and Halle Berry and Jessica Alba were talking. The stories were explicitly erotic, dominant submissive sex, and Robyn and Melissa were just a few of my fans.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Feeling good living Betta 🙏 #thankful #Bdos #feelslikeChristmas

Anyway, before I was interrupted. Rihanna and Melissa were fans of my stories, so when I'd post on a blog, Rihanna would read my post. It was silly fun, and something we haven't stopped doing since we first started do it. And that's where Chris comes in. Rihanna was texting in the car about something silly I said. And although Rihanna and Chris were only friends, Chris made a deal of Rihanna texting about me. And when Rihanna wouldn't stop doing what she was doing, Chris went off, and tried to beat her to death. And that's where found love in a hopeless place. And when we took it further, it became Diamonds.


I fell so deeply, I didn't know that something that makes you so happy, could make you so sad, and heart broken. I'm heart broken, loving you. Still we keep playing and playing, I love you so much while we play. Its hard living, so hard living without your touch. I never thought about it, joy can make you cry, make you feel you wanna die, without it. And here I am crying, I want you, I want you, I need you, what the hell is wrong with me. Emptiness was my salvation from the pain I feel without you. Ignorance is bliss, lucky fool, you don't know what its like to be loved. You don't know what its like to lose your mind in a simple word that feels like a kiss. If this is heaven, why am I going through hell. I'm trying to be a good man, trying to be a good man in a world that just won't let me. I seen a glimpse of heaven, and I wanted it. And as I came closer, it was you, |O|! You are my thirst, you are my hunger, disturbing me. The dirt washes off to reveal either a hero, or a mud cake, who will crumble into dust. And here I am falling apart. You saw me crying, crying for the dirt upon my face. This is not who i am. I wanna be in a different place. Sheltered, protected, but this is not where I am from. I know more hate than love, strange that I love you. Flip a coin, and we were not on either side. Laying on the train tracks we were divided. Still I'm so in love with you, begging my heart, what I should do. Can't find myself in a mirror without you, its just not to clear who I am without you. Confused, I'm lost, not asking for pity nor direction, cause what I want is your love. I fell into a hopeless place, and you pushed me there. Its crazy how you took me there. I want to run, I want to hide, I just don't want ever get away. Now that I've fallen, don't let me go. Why the fuck are you so beautiful, so fucking beautiful.

Melissa, do you know I'm still thinking about you twerk'n it in the car, fuck I want you. Yeh, I fell in love with all that. Watching you move like that, making me want it like that. Its so beautiful the way you move, you've got my cock throbbing, fuck. I can't get enough of you, baby.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna #fuck is that melissa's hand #fuck and you're cuming in her beautiful little mouth #fuck i am gonna spank your little butts silly

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna it is going to be so hard sleeping with your beautiful little cunts dancing around in my head #fuck

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna robyn, you know i know that look in your eyes is how you look when you're delicious little cunt is cumming.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 talk to me, please talk to me, you give my life sanity. i need you so fucking much.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna oh, look. its the invisible melissa playing with my balls.

yeh. i see where you are, and its in the same room with robyn. and you've got cum on your delicious little mouth #fuck are you two having fun playing with my fat throbbing cock #fuck

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna :-/ you little cunt sucker, got me going to work with a throbbing cock.

Melissa, you knew you were making love to me. And now I'm all fucked up. Its not your fault, you were simply being beautiful. You couldn't have known, how beautiful you are to me. Robyn, what the fuck is wrong with me, you pushed me and we fell. Now I'm losing my mind, without you, I can't stop thinking about the way that you fuck.

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Your fave

Wow. After a long days work, I couldn't imagine coming home to anything more beautiful. Wow. I'm still thinking about your concert in London, when you took the microphone away from your mouth and said, I can put it in your booty. Just when I thought I couldn't love you more, I do. And its hurting me so deeply to want you like I do, but I do. I never want to let you go, you belong to me. I know its not possible, but still I'm losing my mind, I want you so bad, my badgirl, my baby. story goes here****

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #welcometomahouseparty💨💨💨 #beast

Uuumm, Melissa you are so fucking beautiful. And you know what you've got me thinking about, with that little beautiful cocksucker, teasing me, as if you're licking my balls. I've plenty baby food for you, and you know what I want you to do, and you do what I want, fuck. Making me want you so much more than just a minute ago. The way you move, everything that you do, you've got me loving you, fuck.

Here I go, there I go falling in love with you. Is something wrong with me, I can't get you off of my mind, I'm losing my mind. I can't stop falling, in love with you, my little beautiful cocksucker. Oh! So, you had to go there. What do I love about your beauty? It makes you just so vulnerable enough to me. I'm serious, I want you! A lot! I love the way you sparkle when I call you beautiful. The way you smile, and blush embarrassed, that is just the cutest thing you do, so adorable. I like the way I can feel you heartbeat flutter because you are so fucking beautiful to me. I love the way you know how much you know I want you, and the way it makes you get wet when you think about what your beauty is doing to my body. There’s so many ways you are beautiful, and I love to make your pussy wet. You are a beauty that gives beauty and life more beautiful inside of you. I love the way your beauty gets you in the mood to fuck, and how it makes you so vulnerable to fuck in every way that you’ve got me wanting and needing you. I like the way your beauty makes me find you more beautiful each day before.


I've tried to figure out my way, out of loving you, but it hurts so bad. There's something about you that i just can't live without. Other girl's flirt and they flirt hard, and I want it too, but there's just something about the way I can't live without you loving me. I should be so happy, but its driving me mad. You were so easy on me, I never saw it coming. I'm only happy when I see you, hear your voice. Never needed a damned thing in my life, needing you, here I am needing you. I can't get enough of you. just everything about you. The way you know me so well. Needing you, its everything about you. I just don't understand it, the way you know me so well. I'm in a place where I've never been before. Never knew something as wondrous as you existed. How in the fuck could you be real? Maybe this is my punishment for never giving a fuck. How did this happen to me, I flirted with you, you flirted back, and I liked it, and now i can't live without it.

I liked the way you said the things you said. Then you said you love me, it made me cry. We spoke for a while we went on forever. I never knew how beautiful you are, every word I spoke was answered in poetry. Then you said you love me, it made me cry. Never thought I could go so high, never thought that love could get me, so high. What if I, found myself loosing my mind without. What if I get so lonely without you in my world. And what if I love everything about you. The way you laugh at yourself, the way you prank on me. The way you care so deep, and affectionately, so passionately, til I can't let go. You are so silly, sorry, I can't stop laughing, you are so silly, fuck. And what if woke up in the morning, crying in my sleep. What if the only joy in my day, in my life, is my time spent with you. What if I never want you to leave me, cause I'm hopeless without you. I'm still looking for that damned mirror, I know its right here in front of me.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Mizzin ma boo @rihanna 😭😭😁😜

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #NYC 😁

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Just for u @rihanna 💨💨😘

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Are u still down baby? Are u really bout that life? Is you down for the ride? we go again

Baby, I tried to pretend, but I was so much stronger then. You took me on a ride, you took my breathe away, and I fell to my knees, wanting more. He never seen that beautiful woman, standing right there beside him. How could you let her go. Mending her heart, I fell apart. I didn't have any idea I could fall any further, but you took me on a ride. Ignoring me, while watching me, you worked your love on me. Cautious in the game, you were playing with me. You were playing with me, and Mr. Right ain't right at all, with him isn't a place where you belong. Play me, no you were playing it safe. Unlucky at every turn, didn’t want your heart to burn, trying to get to where you belong. Say it, ride it baby. Tell me, where you belong, in whose arms, say it. A ring upon a finger isn't shit, when there's no love within it. It was always you left all alone for big bad wolf like me, it was always him loving himself, no time for my boo. I'm not complaining, I'm just saying this is how it goes, when your love don't have no flow. You got me dreaming of it, got me scheming for it, got to find away to get into your panties. And I'm taking it, giving you all of it. Loving it so deeply, I can feel you pop. You got that dopedealer shit, work'n it on me. Blowing it, blowing it up like bubblegum, you love what you feel in your heart, making it pop on me. You didn’t know that you could feel this way, but you felt it, you feel it, you love feeling the way it makes you feel. Didn’t know you could want it, but you want so much, you just have to have a touch, you got the flow going. You try in every way to get it, you got it, got the flow going, and you can’t get enough of it. I wouldn’t have it any other way, cause I love the way you do it. Looking forward to it everyday.

Rihanna ‏@rihanna All I see is $ign$

You see dollar signs, and I see golden chains meant to keep you in your place. Meant to put me back in mine. He’ll find a girl that he just don’t like, the head game starts, and their’s gonna be a fight. Tell em one thing, but you do a dmaned nother, they never see it coming. And its their own damned fault, you made me do it to you, and now you’ve got to pay. Hold em down with them golden chains, they’ll never get away. You need more money, cause you need a bigger chain. Theirs a big beast out there and he’s playing in your game, got to keep that nigga tame, before he piss on your parade. Wisdom to a fool, some niggas been though so damned much they’ll never give a shit, and you can’t handle it with a golden chain. Hold em down with them golden chains. A beast came and he bumped up against it, needed something soft to rub his back on, and the walls came tumbling down. Poisonous walls came tumbling down. Who the fuck are you, and why you trying to be something to me. I like it when the walls fall, I like to watch em crumble. Stupid Humpty Dumpty, he sat on a wall, looking at the girls go bye, bye, and I watched him fall, and the walls come tumbling down. You’re trying to get a dollar, but you just can’t tame that beast, breaking golden chains, turning gold into diamonds.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle if all i see were dollar signs, then the insurance from a homicide, suicide is a lot more money, a lot quicker.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle i'm thinking rihanna's beat down was for valuable employee insurance policy. a manslaughter charge for 1/4 billion.

I woke up this morning feeling you were gone from my life, I cried about it all night in my sleep. So, I guess this is good bye to my beautiful Mama, I deal with my loneliness, alone, that's the way I've always been. Something is telling me that this is good bye, maybe I've lost my mind, but thank you both for being in my life. I know if I continue to play this game, you and girl are gonna make me hurt me more than i can stand. I've never loved anyone, or anything so deeply, still I can't fight with those golden chains. I know you're going to hurt me more than I can stand, so good bye, I love you. Always loving you, cause I know you won't ever let me go.

Rihanna ‏@rihanna #babyriri #2chainz #butigotmeafewon

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna :-/ yeh. golden chains, i almost lost you, beautiful mama. you're my baby, robyn. remember that!

How can you love somebody so deeply, and tell them bye, bye? How can want someone so much, and tell them bye, bye? Loving you terrifies me, you’re so sweet. Everything about you is so damned delicious, and I’m loosing my mind. How can someone be the world to you, and you tell them bye, bye. Every living moment they’re not with you, you break down and cry. You’re so precious to me, you make me love you in more ways than I ever thought I could. And I just can’t stand the thought of loosing you, it would hurt me so deep. Just the thought of loosing you, tears my whole world apart so I’ve got to good bye. I love you so fucking much.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @rihanna robyn, i'm not ready to talk to you, baby. i'm loving you so much, i'm just trying to get my head together.

Rihanna ‏@rihanna I bet you wanna know what Im all about

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna no, i'm not going to keep calm, you are my baby. i'll kill a muthafucker over you. and you know what i'm gonna do up in that bitch.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #NYCnights #phuckedup #funtimesss @ursulastephen @5_StarD @stayflysamir 😝

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 i hope you have an oral fixation, cause i plan on keeping you down on your knees. uuumm, that beautiful mouth, and guyaneese ways.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @UrsulaStephen @5_StarD @stayflysamir |O|! wow. you're here look'n so fuckable. i like your style, let's do it, and do it often.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @UrsulaStephen @5_StarD @stayflysamir the last time we did this jay-z hired a dude to put a bullet in the back of my head.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle since your boyfriend chris brought it up jay-z. what exactly was your beef with tupac? he cracked to many jokes about your smelly ass feet?

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Watch what you say to/about people! Cuz you only wind up dragging your skeletons out your own closet, all wh

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna why in the fuck is jay-z trying to talk to me through your account, robyn?

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna i'm not worried about it jay-z, but obviously you are, you're trying to talk to me through robyn. i don't like that.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna jay-z, you play'd that gangster on me, and now you've got a little time before all the niggas you fuck, find out it was you.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna yeh. friday, the police video doesn't lie. anthony michael's relative was attempting to put a bullet in the back of my head.

|O|! a little after midnight, 42nd and time sq, were you waiting there for me? yeh, beautiful mama, i know your hands are tied

You flirted with me, you knew that I wanted it, keeping me wanting that love. Give it to me so I can want even more. I adore you, how kind and sweet you’ve tried to be to me. We can’t talk cause your hands are tied, he’s damned near got you gagged and bound, cause you’re married to a killer, married to a man who will will never give a damn about anything but money. Spots don't change on a leopard and, "Cat foot soft but he ah scratch bad."

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle you must really feel like they made a fool of you. what were you going to do jay-z, kill all of us, including blue ivy?

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle by the way, beyonce i'm sorry i couldn't watch your hbo show last night. you can pop my heart like a little balloon. i'm afraid of how much

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle i love you.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle beyonce, i saw the picture of blue ivy, she is so beautiful #broken you made my heart go pop, just like a fucking balloon #143

lol! she looks like me

by the way, thank you for the invitation to do security at barclays, but a quick phone call from jay-z said no. and then had the interviewer, mr. johnson set me up for the kill.

Exactly what Jay-Z didn't want to happen at Barclays, happened on a subway train, as we rode from my home to 42nd and Time Square, she was on her way to NYGARD I believe. If anything happens to either me, Beyonce, or Blue Ivy, it'll be a TMZ moment for you, Jay-Z and Defjams Productions. That reasonable doubt you used to enjoy, just got very unreasonable. Beyonce's favorite saying, sit up straight. The funny thing about Beyonce taking that ride with me to 42nd and Time Square, is its Beyonce who established reasonable doubt. Huuumm, did she, or didn't she? Beyonce and Rihanna are now their own valuable employees for their perspective businesses, so the papers Defjams has on em are worthless. Insurance policies do not pay out twice on the same event, cause you're only dead once. Tupac Shakur, Notorious B.I.G., Aaliyah, Bob Marley, DJ, born Jason Mizell, Marvin Gaye, Same Cooke were valuable employees, the Gangsta beef was just shade, cause they were worth more dead than alive. It's old school Gangster shit, slow money is no money.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna so, how's my beautiful mama doing? me, i'm to deep in it to be angry with you. jay-z was always going to do what he wanted to do.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna and jay-z, i know all about your investigator digging up shit on me. you're not the first killer to try to use me for their alibi.

Jay-Z sent a message to the Federal Building where I work. 470 Vanderbilt is one block away from Barclays, you pass right by it going down Atlantic Avenue, and the shot came from the roof of that building. You can see Barclays rooftop, where the shot came from, across from the water tower.

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Boys will be boys!!! Cause they can't be men.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna yeh, they were going to try that hit on me again last night, but beyonce got on the train with me, and rode from my home to NYGARD.

I guess Jay-Z got pissed cause you were holding me to close. He's got a whole nother house hold that you've been paying for in the Isles, and he's pretending to be pissed. two house holds is a typical Gangster move, but only the show is the sacrifice, and you were a part of the the show in a homicide, suicide. I’ve got to admit I love the way you hold me. Oh well, if I’ve got to take a bullet for loving such a sweet, beautiful, and kind young lady. I may as well say what I really feel about you, and have been feeling for a long, long time, and no, baby I’m not angry at you, Beyonce. I'm glad that my girls are safe.

First of all. Hi beautiful Mama.

So, what do I love about you, Beyonce? Uuumm baby, I love the way that you love, its obsessive I can’t get enough of you love. The way you love a man til he knows that you’ve given him every drop of you. Attentive, strong, gentle, thoughtful, kind, encouraging, the way you can fuck almost endlessly. And I love the way you place your sweetheart in everything you do, the way every detail of your loving thoughts shine in the way you move, and the way you work your body to exhaustion. I am thoroughly entertained, loving the way you move. You are so fucking delicious, it makes me want to take advantage of you, and make you do some nasty things with some badgirls while I watch you squirm until your little cunt goes pop. I love the way you show your appreciation for being loved, and the way you make sure that your man knows that his love is appreciated.

I am loving that beautiful little cunt so fucking much. You’ve got me loving everything about you. I’ve never been interested in being a better man but, you’ve got me interested in doing the best that I can for you. But I know its not much. Its a crazy ass situation we’re in.

I want to get you closer, but just can’t seem to get you close enough. You’ve got me wanting it so much. Fuck!

uuumm, you know what i like and the way i like it. Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna uuumm. i love the way you know how to keep me wanting it #fuck you are so fucking delicious.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @stayflysamir and what the fuck do you expect me to say? you wanna hurt me like that, fine. i'm not going to deal that bull shit.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna why in the fuck is melissa so jealous of beyonce when they have so fucking much in common #she hurt me. don't destroy what you luv?

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Where the phuck iz my lighter?

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Buckle up bitches

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna :-/ oh. you got jokes too.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 😁😁😝😝 #DAF

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 drunk as fuck? no! you hurt me. you stupid asshole. you fucking hurt me over beyonce. wtf?

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna got me involved in this sobbing wet pussy, shit.

Rihanna ‏@rihanna #modelbehavior

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna wait a minute. are you jealous of melissa loving me #wtf

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Smokey da bear have to bare with us 💨💨#californialuv

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 #jokes i wear a uniform so now i'm smokey the bear.

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Your fave's fave. terryrichardsonstudio is the be$t

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna |O|! yeh, beyonce is my sweetheart, you too beautiful mama. and melissa, is my roller coaster ride #outofcontrol but very loving.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 hi beautiful mama. everything is alright. i'm going to sleep with you on my mind.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #KissKiss 🎁💋💤💤

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Freaky gal a de gal dem me luvv #Ted 😝✌

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 how do your words and your body make love to me, like this, the sweetest luvv i've ever known #broken

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 |O|! i'm loving your beautiful lips, just dreaming that i could touch them and taste those sweet kisses, and call you mine.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Xoxo 💋

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 👋👋 💤💤 turn off da lights 😊

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Long az my bitches love me

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna i see its a little black and white dog, and you know i'm gonna spank you for calling me a bitch.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna #jokes okay, look at the size of your wrist. now, look at the size of your ankle. my cock is as big around as your ankle #suckit

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Walk around da club #phuckeverybody #MyStudio #calinites 😝

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 what. i will suck on them beautiful finger til your cunt is popping on my hand, and lubricate my cock with it, then you're #fucked

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Getcho own shit heaux

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 😉

ouch! that's gotta hurt. i guess you sucked it from the wrong end, dimples.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #Repost Y u ova there lookin @ me while my girl standin here 😝😝 @rihanna #Thuglife

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @rihanna look, beyonce is not jealous of melissa. she just didn't think melissa would accept me let alone love me.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Yerpppp 😝💋

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 uuumm. your delicious lips looking like bubblegum #fuck

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 |O|! i'll give you something to pray about, you'll be mumbling the lord's prayer on my cock in your mouth. you make me wanna piss.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 hi beautiful mama. oops! i got my hair stuck in your.

bubblegum? #wtf did you do to me? ouch! my balls.

badgalriri Heading to set, M$$ rapping in the backseat @mforde11 #STAY

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna badgalriri Heading to set, M$$ rapping in the backseat @mforde11 #STAY #bubblegumlips why so mellow.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Not really sure how to feel about it...

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 i miss you too. i saw a girl who look like you, beautiful. she made me think about you. i want to fuck you #seriously

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 melissa, there's so much love inside of you, and that's where i want to be.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle beyonce, charlie's angel's, i did not expect that. you are such an incredible beautiful mama. oh god #fuck

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle |O|! i know jay -z shit on himself when he heard you say, "we love you charlie" #hilarious

Pink and Blue Silhouettes

Emma Watson ‏@EmWatson This is fun! #Superbowl

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Where my bitches @ ????

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna |O|! huuumm, i guess my bitches are with you, in your little cunt eating mouth!!!! hi lovey. have fun #smellslikepussyitsfucked

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #brunch 😘

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 just what #fuck turns did you and robyn take on beyonce? got her beautiful lips looking like delicious bubblegum, talking #roaddog

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 I luv bad bitchez dats ma Phuckin problem 😝

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 don't paly with me. i'll nibble on those beautiful knees until your little cunt is drooling down your pretty thighs and legs.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 uuumm, my beautiful little bitch. wearing just the kind of outfit i'd want you to wear while you're sucking on my dick.

RihannaVerified account ‏@rihanna Got a couple treats for you today before the #STAY #WORLDPREMIERE tonight at 7 pm on E! News #staytuned

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna |O|! i saw the video "stay"a few times, and that cute little mischievous grin when you twerk'n me in the bathtub #wespokethosewords

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna i got a few treats for you three too. melissa twerk, rihanna badgirl, beyonce, uuumm, a real ass.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle|O|! i got your ponytail, beyonce #cute and you've got my cock full of sperm throbbing.

Rihanna @rihanna I know you want my cropped knot tank #RIHforRiverIsland

Herman Bumfudle @HermanBumfudle @rihanna why, yes i do. and i tie cherry stems into a knot too, guess what i'm gonna do to your little cunt #knot

This could happen to your little cunt Robyn, keep playing with me.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Make me golden ☀

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 i'll make you golden. i'll put my limp dick in your beautiful mouth and make you suck on it it til i'm done taking a piss.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Allll day n allll nightt #wewantdrinkss

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 |O|! why you gonna make me love you like this all day and all night #fuck

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 ☺🌴🍃☀

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 #fuck

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 are you two having fun playing with my throbbing, fat cock full of sperm #fuck

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 melissa, i know that naked buttock. are you trying to send me to bed with a throbbing cock, again #cuntkisses #fuck

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 #ifitsmellslikecuntitsfucked oops! wrong hole large pole. cry me a river, when all i want is a #nut

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 #fuck did you just flash those beautiful dimples at me. you are so fucking beautiful, i wanna push my cock up your ass and piss

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 wear that outfit around me, and i'll pull my cock out and rough you up with it. you'll look like a cream filled doughnut #fuck

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 I wanna be loved not for who think I am not what u want me to be could u love me #reallove with no strings attached 💋

Herman Bumfudle @HermanBumfudle @mforde11 are you my little bitch #fuck your words are so fucking sweet, and you lips look so fucking delicious #fuck

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 fuck no! strings attached, tie you down, and fuck you til i lose my got damned mind.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #byureside

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Just posted a photo

the fight

Rihanna ‏@rihanna #throwbackRiRi my surprise 20th birthday party!! Im an old bitch now! Thank God for His gifts and His…

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna :-/ robyn, you really need to lick my asshole #seriously

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Pour it up pour it up! #birthdaybehavior

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna robyn, are you having fun pissing me off. is that what you want.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 🎂🎂🎂🎉🎂🎂🎂

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 sorry robyn, i might love you but i don't want you. i don't want a used condom on my dick.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @rihanna i'm not a gang banger, so i'm really not into used condoms.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 We be burning unconcerning what nobody gotta say 💨💨💨

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 :-/ robyn, is that you. i am so pissed off at you.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Niggas be like #Imhighallthetime #phuckyobootlrghooka#electrichookaflow @rihanna 😂😜😁

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 :-/ robyn, is that you ficking with me. i'm not talking to you.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @rihanna :-/ no robyn, i did not say pea, i said pissed.

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Lost my contacts ... Bummer

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @rihanna :-/ yeh. now i get the joke. i can't believe you two idiots did that to me #loveu you love me.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @rihanna miley tried to tell me the pictures were different, but i couldn't see it, because you always look so fucking beautiful.

Miley Ray Cyrus ‏@MileyCyrus "fat chicks love famous people." -Metal Skool

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @rihanna #fuck I love it when you call me Big Poppa 🍸🌴☀🎧 i'm gonna pop your little butts fucking with me like that.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @rihanna Pour it up pour it up! #birthdaybehavior i'm gonna pour it up both your little butt holes #fuck

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna i got your #ohb you enjoy pissing me off, and i'm gonna enjoy it tearing your little buttocks up.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Don't fall to sleep u can get ya 💰💰on 👋👋

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 #fuck i love the way you keep me thinking about your luscious cock sucking mouth. my cock is so fucking fat and hard #piss

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna #pranknme i'm gonna have you down on your knees sucking on melissa's cunt while i paddle the hell out of your little buttocks #fuck

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 #fuck i love the way you keep me thinking about your luscious cock sucking mouth. my cock is so fucking fat and hard #piss

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Xoxo 💋💋

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 |O|! i love you too.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 omg! #fuck come here so i can kiss your beautiful black ass til you pop multiple nuts on my hand #fuck #fuck #fuck

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Phuck around n get embarrassed

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 |O|! you are so fucking goofy. today was embarrassing, i kept thinking about you #fuck

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Phuck around n get embarrassed Retweeted by Rihanna

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 :-/ robyn, are you having fun pissing me off. say you love me and your little ass is in so much trouble.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Wanna feel your skin

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Bandz make yo gurl go dooown!!!

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna what! oh! trash talking my girl. i'm gonna rough your little buttocks up, then you're fucked.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Wanna feel your skin

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 i wanna feel your skin too. feel your cunt gush gooey cunt butter, spindling down your legs into your shoe.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Phucking ❤❤❤ this girl @rihanna #Rihverisland #Proud 😘😍🎉

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @rihanna i love the way my girls fuck. uuumm, the way your mouths smell like pussy #fuck when you two are done fucking #suckmydick

@mforde11 @rihanna #fuck

I see you know what position I want you to take. I'll fuck you like a little whore.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @rihanna and don't forget to suck my scrotum.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @rihanna #fuck

Lets see if you can twerk your little cunt on my cock like that while I paddle your beautiful peach color ass to a glowing hot cherry red. Badgalis pissing me off like that. You make me wanna piss, making me love you so fucking much, you are so fucking beautiful, I think I love you to much. Maybe not enough!

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #Repost 😏

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 what! i'll play games with you all right. its called whop your buttocks, and #seriously knock you up.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle so @mforde11 @rihanna you can't tweet because you both have laryngitis. you two really know how to piss me off #goofy

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Just posted a photo

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 oh! you got jokes. i'll that minute of happiness back when i'm riding on your beautiful little buttocks.

Taylor you were parked outside of my apartment.

Taylor ‏@taylormomsen you can show violence, but you can't show love

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @taylormomsen what! you came, you left #wtf

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @taylormomsen taylor, you know that i love you. i'm not going to say anything more, this is not who i am, love for the pain i feel #love


mforde11 @yusefhairnyc is funnyyy #tourbusconfessions

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 mforde11 @yusefhairnyc is funnyyy #tourbusconfessions have fun #goofy

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle last week monday, beyonce actually confronted the gunmen, who were supposed to murder me. all captured on police dashboard video.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle oh. beyonce i see you've got some jokes.

uuumm, beautiful mama. as much as i love you, i'll whip your beautiful little ass. fuck you silly. then have you down on your knees sucking the piss out of my limp dick #fuck

beyonce, you are so on point. uuumm, my cunt licking little whore, fuck i love that beautiful little ass.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Bouta get tatt tatt tatt'd up @BangBang 😥

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @BangBang |O|! jay-z and 2 of the 4 shooters, almost got into a shootout with the brooklyn police. captured on police dashboard.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 You are always with me #Iloveyou @BangBang #thegreatest 😍😍😘

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @BangBang i love you too.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 I feel so close to you right now it's a force field 💋

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna robyn, why is it that sometimes when i tell you what i feel you talk about how sad you are?

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna i see how horrific my life is, it used to make me sad. but i couldn't stay sad, when i had to fight for my life.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna talking to you took away a lot of that sadness. its just something so beautiful and loving in you it overcomes the sorrow in me.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna selfishly, i need you because i don't want to ever go back to that place of sadness anymore.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna i'm not asking that you go out of your way, or be somebody you're not. i just enjoying loving you #selfishly avoiding my own tears.

Emma Watson ‏@EmWatson Good. Well that's that sorted then.

Emma Watson ‏@EmWatson : )

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Bob ya got me feelin Noiceeee

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 |O|! you feel nice because robyn loves me #goofy

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Let's get together n feel alrite #1❤

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 uuumm, i'd like that a lot.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 I don't wanna wait in vain for your love

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 don't wait.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 uuumm, had me taking your beautiful little cocksucker to bed with me #fuck #piss

Rihanna ‏@rihanna All the way down the end of the street, that's where I meeting my fans tonight #diamondsworldtour

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna that almost looks like barclays from my view at work.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna i'll make you suck my cock it in public. all the way down the street.

Miley Ray Cyrus ‏@MileyCyrus CHECK IT #WOP #1Z #UNICORN #TWERK

Miley Ray Cyrus ‏@MileyCyrus Twerkin in the kitchen #yamserrrrwhere

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @MileyCyrus #fuck what are you doing miley.

Miley Ray Cyrus ‏@MileyCyrus Don't Hold The Wall @jtimberlake #repeat #myshit

too late.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @MileyCyrus @jtimberlake omg! miley, shush my cock is throbbing, baby.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 melissa, what the fuck are you doing between your legs.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 oh. you got jokes. you'll give a fuck, "croc."

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 melissa, i love you so much baby #goofycroc

RihannaVerified account ‏@rihanna My new broad came from Paris!!

broadsiding (broad-sid-ing): iz when yuh doez tek the flat side of a cutlass and doez knock somebody wid am.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna blueivy, and tiffanyblue. robyn, you are skinny, and i'm not believing it, you prank me all the time.

Rihanna ‏@rihanna I betcha wanna know what I'm all about #alliseeissigns

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna #perls robyn, i'm not believing it.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna robyn, you already have me fucked up, baby #fuck

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #repost 😂😂😂

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 are you having fun pissing me off, melissa.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 St.Paul u guys were LOUD!! #watchmedomyharlemshake

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 #twerk :-/ and see what i do to your beautiful little butt. your beautiful little black ass got me in love.

Zoe Saldana ‏@zoesaldana NY I love you! There's nothing better than coming back home. Arroz con pollo, el frio de la ciudad y ver a tu familia...Bliss!-ZS

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @zoesaldana hi zoe. i love you too, beautiful.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Me myself n I #phuckthisrelationshipbullshit

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 melissa, you know what i like is the type of woman who goes out of her way for me. zoe is just curious.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 I miss my munchkinnn #Aidan 😘😘😘😘😘❤☺ #this1picmademehomesicklikeamuthaphucka

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 as loving as you are i'm sure he misses you too, puni

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 :-/ more baby talk.

A source told The Sun newspaper: "Rihanna's illness was so severe that doctors warned it could take months for her to fully recover - there were worries that she'd have to cancel her entire tour.
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Emma Watson ‏@EmWatson Me: 'excuse me, I am going to the beach and I need to buy some flip flops' . Sales rep: 'O you mean thong slippers'. - Whaaatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @EmWatson :-/ uh. i don't think you wear em on your pretty little cunt emma.

Miley Ray Cyrus ‏@MileyCyrus Making brownies in my #1Z with @vij_photo 👏❤🍰🍪

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @MileyCyrus @vij_photo sounds delicious. uh, we are talking brownies the cake, aren't we.

Miley Ray Cyrus ‏@MileyCyrus They are in the shape of Hello Kitty

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @MileyCyrus uuumm, brownies in the shape of pussy, that sounds very delicious, and fuckable too.

Miley Ray Cyrus ‏@MileyCyrus I seem to be a #WCW favorite.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @MileyCyrus huuumm. leg over leg, cunt to cunt wrestling #flirt you making my fat cock full of sperm throb #naughty

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle robyn, i need you to comfort me #rumors

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Damnn bitch my feet hurttt 🎤😂😝

:-/ s & m shoes

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 :-/ i ask for comfort and this what i get. that's just stupid.

PISCES ARE US ♓ ‏@PiscesAreUs #Pisces tend to pick up on the 90% of the subtle *underneath* stuff a lot of others miss... Retweeted by Rihanna

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @PiscesAreUs robyn, i am so fucking in love with you. i miss you too, baby.

PISCES ARE US ♓ ‏@PiscesAreUs Its the heart of a #Pisces that makes us soft mannered BUT is that same heart of a #Pisces that will make us get in your ass if needed Retweeted by Rihanna

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @PiscesAreUs |O|! you enjoy me getting into your ass, so don't try it #goofy

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @PiscesAreUs robyn, you are so fucking goofy. i thought about you acting jealous of miley all day. line your little butts up and spank em

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 😂😂😂😂 you trieddd it boo

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 |O|! yes melissa, i like the taste of it. but i don't do it for just anybody #bitch did i tell you you have very beautiful lips.

mforde11 #mylittlestrawberrybubblegum

From the very first time you twerk'd me, I fell in love with your beautiful little dimpled black ass, and those beautiful bubblegum lips. You know I'm hoping your mouth taste like pussy, uuumm #itissofucked. And don't come around me all pregnant and beautiful, cause I'm not gonna be held responsible for our bruised up little baby child, who shouldn't got in the way of my evil drooling cock full of sperm in your cunt #dodgeballs learn to play it kids, might loose an eye if you don't.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #sooobeautifulnrelaxing #Godisgooddd

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 just looking at your bubblegum lips and thinking the very same thing.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #view

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 |O|! and what's that little #bugga

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 :-O ... . uh. so that's what my cock full of sperm is gonna look like when you're done with it. let's do this #bitch

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Fun times lastnight #cccertified

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna #cc charlie's cunt #fuck

Rihanna ‏@rihanna #certified

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna robyn, you've got me so messed up in love with you, baby.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna robyn, i never want to miss a moment of you, loving you, you're so beautiful.

TED ‏@Laughbook Telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat. Retweeted by Melissa Forde

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @Laughbook let me set your little black ass straight melissa, when i say calm, calm the fuck down.

Notebook of Love ‏@Notebook Yes, I'm single. And you're gonna have to be amazing to change that. Retweeted by Melissa Forde

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 what the fuck is wrong with you. and don't tell me its cause you're pregnant. you are not going to worry the shit out of me.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 act like you've got some got damned sense.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @Laughbook :-/ i'll baptize your little pussy.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 melissa, i can't believe you got me to propose to marry you by pissing me off with that..

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Say my name boy let me know I'm in control #dontwannagiveuthewrongimpression #❤&affection #DWTVancouver

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 |O|! i love you too, mellissa. why are you so fucking goofy and adorable #ismileatworklikeazombieretard :-/ not #smell

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #thecalmbeforethestorm @leleboo246 #vancouverDWT 😁😝

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @leleboo246 dressing like a little whore, got me wanting to fuck you all the time #bitch

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @leleboo246 #fuck you like a little whore #fuck

Belly full behind drunk.

if we're not fucking, then melissa, you're waking up looking like a glazed doughnut.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @EmWatson pretty much how it is. i got j5 vocals, so blue ivy should be able to do better than michael by the time she's 2.

yeh, beyonce. blue ivy's got skill in her dna.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 that is so stupid, i miss you too baby. how in the fuck are you doing this to me.

Rihanna ‏@rihanna I don't think about you at all #cccertified

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna |O|! you are so goofy. i'll give your little butt something to think about #twerkit

i think she like me, but i could uh been a little drunk punched. babeizy, couldn't you have at least waited til i was conscious. i'm ahving a serious wtf moment with those bubblegum lips


Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna uuumm, i love my girls. you are so fucking beautiful mama. and i see the reflection of melissa's little cunt in that dark color mirror.

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Hehehe...That pretty much sums it up! #navylife

RihannaVerified account ‏@rihanna #shoegasm #shoegame #awesome #sneakernight #CCcertified #imuhphuckinembarassyou

Rihanna ‏@rihanna It's the weekend and I'm creeping with my niggaz

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna :-/ where you creeping too.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna |O|! turn down the sound on them loud shoes, the neighbors will hear.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #tundwnfaawhaaa 😝

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 :-/ okay, if i'm gonna be looking at your beautiful little cunt, i'm gonna fuck, til its full and burping sperm down your legs.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 |O|! you busted me, and you are so fucking beautiful. i'm here, sipping on a little sake, talking to you.

mforde11 #Dreamsweet

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Who u lovin? Who u wanna be huggin?

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Found my main @mforde11 !!!! #phuckyosidepiece

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna @mforde11 |O|! so you found melissa at the side entrance of my apartment. wonder what she was doing there.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna tell puni, i'm gonna #dreamsweet

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 wow. this is definitely a wow moment.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna @mforde11 |O|! i got a nice squishy cock full of piss for your little mouth melissa.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @MileyCyrus miley, are you having fun fingering your little cunt, and getting my fat drooling cock full of sperm, stiff and angry at you.

wow. i love that little pussy.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 |O|! what? i see that sparkle in your beautiful eyes #goofy

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna @NoellaAlstrom robyn, i said, i see that sparkle in melissa's beautiful eyes #goofy :-/ not vampire eyes.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle |O|! melissa and robyn, you should seen the disgusting rich white folk at F.I.T. scrambling to acclimate me into obedience #pimpgames

we deal with our problems like family, cause that's what we are.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 TB #nottodaybro #tomorrowneiivaa 😒

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 you know, you don't make a bit of sense. you are so fucking #goofy #boondocks

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 #goofy i enjoy loving you in my every thought of you. i've never had anything so beautiful in my life til #you

yeh. i admit, i was staring, but how do you know that.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 wow. hi beautiful. uuumm, you know i like that a lot #fuck

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #sickadanyaaverage 😁 #bitchyflow 😝💋

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 uuumm, that beautiful little mouth. a kiss just isn't a kiss, until you're down on your knees with my cock in your sucking mouth.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #Bostonuguyswerelivee #Busflow #tireddascuntt

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 well, you maybe tired but you look very nice.

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Settling is not an option! Nothing less than 100% loyalty, honesty, and respect!! Love ain't for kidz #butimsleeptho

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna who in the fuck said that i was playing. i'll have both your little cunt taking turn sobbing on my cock, and licking it #icecream

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #NYCDWT #phuckinAmazzzeballss badgalriri #uareDaOne #Greenhouseshelllldwnnntonighttt

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 do yo know if we had a son, he'd look just like michael jackson #andhavetheskills #howfuckedupisthat

#dinnerdate 💋#NYC

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 okay, what i said about michael jackson. ain't no way michael could look that fineee. if he did there would be problems. wow.

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Got a thang for a King, but chu ain't a King!!!

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna |O|! j5 #there and mj #you hi beautiful mama. all of a sudden people like me because i sing like the king of pop, and i hate it.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #Umakemehappyy #bfffff badgalriri 😁☺😍

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Jocking my $hit!!! #rihverisland

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna wow. you and melissa got this everything stirring my mind like love #potions making my body throb as if its got a heart of its own.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 why do i see a hint of peppermint #suck you til you loose your mind in my mouth #popit #now

Rihanna ‏@rihanna I'm such a phuckin lady!!!! #pouritupvideoshoot #behindthescenesbehaviour

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #Iamcomplete ☺☺😍👋👋

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 your little cunt will look like a drooling kruspy kreme.

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Thuggin

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna :-/ #thuggin probably using your diplomacy to sneak into my apartment.

my beautiful pregnant little stripper.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #watchitallfallout #barbieletemknoww #pouritupvideoshoot #leggooo 💰💰😝💃

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 you've got my fat cock throbbing, and my mind wondering the curves of your beautiful body. and your mouth is so fucking succulent.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 i get lost traveling the curves of your body, and i melt into your luscious kiss. you are such a beautiful experience in life.

uuumm melissa, #twostripperhearts the beautiful things you do that keep me loving you #fuck

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #summertimefine

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 huuumm, there's a string on your top, let me pull it off for you #fuck

‏uuumm, delicious like cake. this is the first time cake has made my cock throb

Rihanna ‏@rihanna #snacktime


Rihanna ‏@rihanna “@Wale: Rihmix baby RT @Cappadonna: Sounds so ill... Love it "@Wale: #badRemix in the afternoon #TheGifted"” #BadGalAhBadGal

Rihanna ‏@rihanna “@_Chris_Rated_: Its so STUPID of @YouTube to go block Stay!! #unblockstayvideo” fuck wrong wit y'all tube? I thought we were friends

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna @_Chris_Rated_ @YouTube robyn, you don't have to beat me up over melissa, i get, ok. and you're a tube, and i'm not chris rated.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 #badRemix melissa, i apologize baby. i shouldn't have gone into a rant abut somebody who doesn't even matter.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 melissa, you are so way beyond what she's about, and the stupid problems i've had in my life. i appreciate you being there for me.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 #stay i'm yours melisssa and robyn's too.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 melissa, i really do value the kindness and love you've given me, and i hope there's more to come. i need and want you, baby.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 i admit i ranted about something that isn't and that could never be as important to me as you are. it just wasn't important.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #Laundryday #DWTLyon

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 💋

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Summer's here n I feelin irieee #tb #skyhigh 😜

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #MelissaMondays

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 so i did a god job of cleaning that up. |O|! i didn't mean it to come out way. you are so #goofy

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 oh. some to love. come and get it #twerk

Miley Ray Cyrus ‏@MileyCyrus #TWERK soup fo dinner #wecantstop #itsourpartywecandowhatwewant

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 so you two wanted to see who i'd react. i'm gonna see how your little butts react.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #Bad2.0 @Wale @rihanna #leggooo #datshitttbangg

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Baby how you gon' be a King when you acting like a Queen?!

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna bring your little buttocks over here. a queen if i'm dressed like a clown, and i'll be juggling that butt.

Rihanna ‏@rihanna #BADRIHmix #NavyRDie #Rasshole @Wale

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna @Wale |O|! i love your little asshole too.

Who cares?

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #Paris #sightseeing

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 i'm loving you from head to toes, and anything goes #fuck

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Just posted a photo @ Tour Eiffel

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 |O|! are you having fun pissing me off. i want you so fucking bad #suck you know i'm in love with that beautiful cocksucker.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 😁☺🇫🇷 @ Tour Eiffel

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 grin all you want, i'm not playing #fuck

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #Haagendazsquickstop 😝😝 #rum&raisin #cookies&cream #yummm

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 #Haagendazsquickstop you'll be doing a lot more than hugging my ass. i'll kiss your little ass hole and make your little cunt pop.

Melissa Forde @mforde11 Just posted a photo

Herman Bumfudle @HermanBumfudle @mforde11 :-/ eh. its just a lonely pecker. i can see that in my pants every fuckless day.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna robyn, i don't care if the guy is gay and his dick was cut off.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna don't say a got damned thing to me about it.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 🇫🇷

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 :-/ what the fuck ever.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #Crazyhorse #Paris #Amazingggshow 💋

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 no, melissa. robyn is my baby #fuck

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 😏☺😍🇫🇷

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 melissa, i am not going to carry on this conversation. i don't give a fuck who he is #soyouknowme

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 #broken

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #crazyhorse #noemielenoir badgalriri kristennoelgipson #NBZ #funntimess ☺💋

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 robyn, you can't play with me like that baby. no i don't wanna talk to you. you hurt me, you knew it, and you did it anyway.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 don't ever touch my bitch again. guarantee you will die #notajoke heaven help you cause hell is mine, and you have no help.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #todaywasagudfuckinday 😁😝🇫🇷💋

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 no.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #Okguysactsophisticated 😝😝 badgalriri @jennnrosales @yusefhairnyc #niggazinParis

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @JennnRosales @yusefhairnyc not playing. its over.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @JennnRosales @yusefhairnyc your little trick with a filthy pig, robyn, i don't want you.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @JennnRosales @yusefhairnyc i'm not into pig cunt.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #Aries

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 @JennnRosales @yusefhairnyc ;-/ you and robyn got me with shit again, and the way you just played with my heart.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 that shit is not funny. i know i get stupid when it comes to you too, and beyonce didn't help #pissmeoff

Herman Bumfudle @HermanBumfudle @mforde11 you two set me up, to just push me off the fucking cliff, again.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 ;-/ wow, embarrassing.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #histoRih badgalriri words can't explain how prouddd I am right now #DWTdestroyeddddtonight

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 :- ( hate him, anyway.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #sshhhhhh @jennnrosales #DWT 😁😘😏

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Who's bad???! This phucking genius right here ---> @orousteing #BALMAINLife

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna @ORousteing |O|! you're such an idiot.

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Who's bad???! This phucking genius right here ---> @orousteing #BALMAINLife

Rihanna ‏@rihanna Me and my baby!!!! @orousteing #diamondsworldtour #backstagelife #PaRih

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna @ORousteing you're just having so much fun pissing me off. so, you got me.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 melissa, i went to work, and my heart was hurting from the thought that telling you and robyn good bye, i composed a letter.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 robyn, melissa it hurts like hell to let you go, but you showed me that i cannot trust you.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 i know i'll never find anyone as loving and kind as you, so i won't try. thank you for being there when you were #stupid

Rihanna ‏@rihanna I don't even know what to say! ----> @chaneliman


So easily broken by simple touch, my strength disarmed and I need you so much.
Standing in the convoluted shadows, I saw you move, and the dance played on, and on in my mind.
Didn’t know where you were taking me, but it felt so good that I couldn’t let go.
I saw you cared and I thought it was love, so easily broken by simple touch.
I wanted to feel alive among the wreckage of my life. A surviver somehow I thought I was strong.
But man ate the apple and woke up stupid, my choice of foolishness is loving you, I can't let go, its so stupid. My strength disarmed, I need you so much.
Standing here in the convoluted shadows, I see you move, and I need you so much. And your body plays on, and on in my mind.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #ManchesterWasAmazeballs #NxtstopLondontown #imfuckingtired

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 i'm tired of missing you too.

Rihanna ‏@rihanna She makes that look so good!! ;) @jennnrosales #amsterdam #motherland


Miley Ray Cyrus ‏@MileyCyrus Wtf? My twitter was just actin all types of cray!

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @MileyCyrus oh. is that what it is? are you sure it wasn't the way you were touching the keys on the keyboard.

Cheyne Thomas ‏@CheyneThomas @MileyCyrus on the phone ordering food "what kind of soup do u have? Great ill take both" Then to me "Biew do u want anything?"

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @CheyneThomas @MileyCyrus :-/ and miley that shit is not fuck'n funny. not even a little.

why in the fuck am i feeling the need to cuddle with a panda bear,or half naked #fuck

Emma Watson ‏@EmWatson Do you need some inspiration this morning ? this completely did it for me. This is the Landfill Harmonic -

june 14, 2013 #father's day

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 by the way i know who put the 50k into my account #2414

#946 no. i thank you for something so beautiful

#princess of pop. |O|!

i wonder if i deserve to be love’d by you.
all the beautiful things you do, when my world has been so ugly, and full of shame.
you’re not frightened by the things that i’ve gone through, you love me, i love you.
am i loosing my mind. could someone be so kind, yet neglected, as you. so, deep.
don’t want to loose this chance to tell you that i love you, girl.
always, thinking of you, you’re my baby. you know how to drive me crazy.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @MileyCyrus @eos uuumm, yes that's exactly what i'd like to be doing to you.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @MileyCyrus |O|! uuumm, i love that beautiful cocksucker, and i know exactly where i wanna put that kiss too.

i love you too, robyn #fuck

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 #fuck i'm not playing, don't tease me like that #fuck you are so fucking beautiful.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Just posted a photo

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 i'd like that so much better with your hands up against the wall, and your pants pulled down around your knees #sayfuck #harder

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 down on your beautiful knees and suck #lookingsofuckingbeautiful #lickandsuck

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #buslife #DWT #smackedd #oopsimeantSmacks 😜👋👋

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 |O|! #jokes keep teasing me, melissa. i've got your smacked little beautiful buttocks.

cunt cum, and you know if it smells like pussy, its getting fucked

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 melissa, you are so fucking beautiful #fuckx #treasuresx #xxx :-O... ..<===oo you & me!

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 Xoxo 😴😴

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna now, about this! i will eat a jalapeno pepper, and slowly, tenderly kiss your cunt. it'll pop like popcorn.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 |O|! there's not a bitch bad enough to take my baby away from me. and if there is. she'd be sucking on baby's cunt full of sperm.

#ohthatbadbitch look at her licking herself like a cat, and she smells like pussy too.

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 When it's good it's great x 💤💤💤

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 uuumm, i want that delicious little cunt and that beautiful little black ass so fucking bad #fuck

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @mforde11 uuumm, i love the way you play with my cock #fuck

Melissa Forde ‏@mforde11 #fuckwidMuknowww #lasttshowwguyss #ratchetshit 😜😜🙈

Rihanna ‏@rihanna I prefer my pu$$y in pink

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @rihanna #fuck i love it when you talk pussy. and i prefer my pink in your little pussy.

hello, beautiful ladies.

:-|~ uh. is there something twirling around on my lip

oh my, #fuck yes. melissa's butt on a silver platter #minz

oh my, #fuck yes! your legs open wide like a sobbing wet jungle gym, and i wanna play #fuck

uh, yeh! that is a little cunt hair twirling around on my mouth.

robyn, i know its a #wtf moment, but we can take turns on the jungle gym, and ride the jungle gym together #nice ...

|O|! melissa, i see your little cunt hair twirling #forthepainofit

uh! a blue ivy moment!


Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @MileyCyrus @CheyneThomas having fun miley, cause i really wanna spank you beautiful little white buttocks til are the color sun burnt red.

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @CheyneThomas @MileyCyrus oh, you got #jokes i am seriously gonna spank those beautiful little buttocks #fuck

Herman Bumfudle ‏@HermanBumfudle @MileyCyrus yep! ii'm gonna spank it #seriously

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So, where do I begin?

No! How do I begin to couleur this portrait of controversy, which has become my life? It is as if to create a maquillage not of pastel nor euphonious, but textured by the tormenting of a soul whose pleadings are of innocence. Is this how my living is made complete?

I am boastfully accused of a crime I never committed. Obsession, is to descend into madness, and madness the dregs of suicide that wander my mind, as though to avail me from this anguish. So I stare in to its abyss, frightened by the dark of her confusion and the clamour of her accusers. I am spit upon. There, it happened again.

The carnival has come to town, and I am the attraction of their amusement. When the show is over, will the votaries cry with me to know what it is to be crushed and broken? Or will they turn and walk away, leaving the debris of their hatred at my feet?

My thoughts whirl through every moment of my past pausing like a roller coaster ride set on the ebb of a fall, deep into a tragedy, where each frame of my life settles into vaporous that turn to tears fallen from my eyes. I didn't know why it made me cry just to here her name. Every careful concern, tenderly poisoned words spoken to hide the calamity that lay hidden within. I've lived a life of denial without having denied a thing. The life I live is not my own, but belongs to someone who never was. Even the insect bites upon my flesh were Richard's way of rationalizing why I would have such a high dose of insectecide poison in my blood. Of course you'd rationalize that I poisoned myself, by insanely spraying bug spray on bugs that were bitting my flesh. Erational behavior to suggest a rational idea all it needs is a little faith in your honesty, and we will witness howyou use insanity to insanely explian insanity, but this insanity is not you. Here you are, your lies are your supremacy, that people optomistically believe you, is because of your superiorty.

It was the height of the 1960's Civil Rights Movement, and like a mime whimsically playing upon a harp, Richard spoke out in frustration at the injustices that were committed against the Black man. At times his eyes would sparkle as his mind fumbled for words to articulate his emotions, it was as if in telling a joke, he'd fain his disgust at the ideology of White Supremacy. Yet, it was as though he spoke to remind us how we should tremble and fear the soulessness in the depravity that he'd remine us blacks, was most often was carried out and even enforced by Law enforcement.

My father served in the U.S. Army, along side of Nat King Cole. Richard Gilberg served in the Army too, that's how he met my Father. It was a segregated army, segregation kept the morale high. But when the whites wanted to be entertained they’d cross that segregation line and hang out with the Black folk, and listen to them sing, entertaining themselves. My father sang, he was a man’s man who didn’t take life to seriously, he was a man in love, life was good, and for some reason Richard Gilberg didn’t like that. In Richard’s Aryan, German education blacks were somebody to be easily taken advantage of. Bipolar black men, just loved doing fucked shit. You could do with them pretty much whatever you want, and they didn’t have the protection of the law. Richard was good at masking his hatred Dad. Everything about my Father, was everything that Richard despised, and his obsessive hatred for my Dad ate away at his troubled mind, and he wanted my Father to suffer for having such a beautiful, abundant life. Richard adored his mask and all that it would one day allow him to do. Deep beneath its exterior he kept hidden his fantasy, where in make believe games he would weave upon my Father the ultimate confusion and anguish of betrayal so painful that it would cause a man to submissively lay down and take his beatings, brought on by his own worthlessness. Richard Gilberg used his Army Secretarial skills as a Police Officer and stalked after my families posessions.

Ervin Walter Boozer was Richards favorite whipping boy. A let me make my own got damn mistakes kind of guy, Ervin had a profound respect for obedience. For Richard, Ervin was the affirmative proof for every racist stereo typical point of view that explained why Whites were the superior race. Ervin was a black man who knew how to get by in the White man's world, and for him that expertise demanded respect. His pleadings for obedience, were like a prayer pleading to his own thoughts for some sort of distraction to laugh at, and give his paranoid mind pease. In his troubled reality, money was power, and there was all ways some one with more. He lived a life of cliche and bad jokes.

It was a paniced stricken Arab faced with the humiliation of deportation that captured Richard's eye. His less than average grades required to continue school at Wayne State, he came up with the idea of identity theft. He wondered the streets of Detroit and it didn't take long for him to find a few disheveled drunks, that's where found a bum, John Scott. They quickly became best of friends, and though Muslim sura allowed him to buy bottles of booze for John, the sura did not allow him to drink with his new found friend. Dead drunk and without a wallet, John Scott the bum died a John Doe, and much to the Arab's surprise with the name change to John Scott, he began receiving Social Security checks in the name of his dear friend John. At the same time John Scott started receiving Social Security checks, Ervin Walter Boozer stopped receiving checks for his drinking buddy John Scott, and Ervin wasn't going to be humiliated like that, he had to find out what happened to his missing money making street bitch. With pimps keeping an eye on the bevy of drunken street bitches, it didn't take long for Ervin locate John Scott at Wayne State. John Scott quickly received an education in street life that nearly killed that Arab boy. A little curious about what would cause an Arab student to murder a drunken bum, Ervin discovered that the Engineering field pay was quite lucrative, he wanted in on that piece of change, after all John owed him. So, John met and married, and divorced Connie Boozer, so not only was Ervin's daughter receiving Social Security checks, but she got an alimony check too.

My family, we never talked about wealth, or royalty, instead my parents would entertain me, and themselves with their ridiculousness. We practiced being close, and that closeness made us aware of each others thoughts and feelings, it felt good to live life with certainty. Watching us interact together. It was like an embarrassingly cute television show and we were so in love with the love they were in that nothing else seem to matter. My Mother was my father's pussy, and he loved calling her his little pussy, and she loved hearing my Dad calling her his little cunt. My Father was a man's man, with the encouraging ways of a school teacher to his prize student. Not that he would make his student feel like they could never do anything wrong. He would simply use wrong as a measure of how far his student had progressed. He enjoyed people, life was like music, and he'd sing how life played upon his emotions. My Mother would melt and sometimes cry, she loved every word that spilled from his mouth. My Father, Quincy Jones, and Nat King Cole were just entertainment for the whites. Richard had a gag, he knew people in the entertainment business, and that’s where all the trouble for my family began. Compared to most white men, we were rich. One of my Father's Grandparents was a Prince from Ghana, who owned a tobacco plantation, and married a native girl, and my Father's wife Katherine was native people, and had a farm with an oil well on it. I had been to Ghana, when I was a child, it was the greatest experience my mother ever had. She got to meet my Grandma, the Queen. Back then, their were not roads drive a automobile to our home, so we had to get there by helicopter, and the noise was horrible. It was so loud that it made the muscles in my face twitch to the rhythm of the spinning propellers. "Look! A giraffe." It wasn't afraid of all the loud clattering racket going on just above its head, I guess it knew  to expect our arrival, as if it new who we were, my family was apart of that Africa for such a long time.

In the house we had never seen so many black folk, but my Dad was used to it. No! He was comfortable among all the Black folk in our home, as if in rekindling old cherished friendships, he was renewed, and relieved from the pressures of confusion and conflicts that we face in our days. At first my Mother was unsettled at how these pretty Black women could whisper and laugh about you in your face, and then they'd look at you all crazy before they'd invite you into their naughty jokes. Astonished, as if living in a dream, she had an amazing time, while being fitted for her ceremonial gown. There were all kinds of rings, bracelets and broaches for the gown, and she enjoyed it all. I had never been separated from my Mom for such a long period of time, when she was right there in the same room. But it was fun, I played with my Aunt Lindsay, she gave me candy, and I couldn't get enough.

I guess I was about three years old, and I began to have a strange dream about something or somebody that seemed to be missing in my life. The hurt felt so bad that it was as if I had lost my mind somewhere in a numbing fog. I don't know why I should remember it like it were a Halloween night, and the feel of terror would tremble through my bones, as the monsters gather around me. Laying there in my bed the nightmare would begin. The vivid colors of dark red and cold gray black, mingled with orange, yellow and blue. The heat of their claws searing my flesh as they'd tear into me, the pain consuming my dreams. I was so helpless and confused.

We had moved into a four family bungalow on Collingwood Street in Detroit. We hadn't lived there very long, this was Ervin's home. I didn't know him very well, and I don't know how or why I was there in his home, but I knew his name was Ervin. I remember the feel of silence in my mind, something was wrong but I didn't.

Boy, you like dogs. This is pepper. Pepper's gonna be your roommate.

The back porch was is where I lived, played and slept with the dog Pepper, but I didn't mind. I did not have to see or deal with that insane white family anymore, and I was all right with that. But it felt like something was missing. I wasn't being baby sat. anymore, and I didn't see Ervin's kids anymore. It was cold outside, snow was on the enclosed
screened in second story porch, but I had built a warm nest from news papers laid out for the dog, in the corner were I slept. Finally I had silence, and in the cool morning air, I could listen to and see the birds chirping. It was as if they were welcoming me into their world, and I could look up from the floor and watch them fly by the huge screen window. And sometimes they'd land there and look at me. Pepper would growl at the disturbance of our neighbors footsteps then he'd cuddle up to me, and at night he'd laughingly bark at the sounds of the other dogs that came from the alley, until Ervin would let him inside the house. Alone, I'd curl up on my news paper nest and sleep, and in the morning when I'd wake, he'd be there. Sometimes I'd wake and find that a bird gotten inside the porch and had nested upon me while I slept. Then all hell would break lose, as Ervin would try to catch the bird, and when that bird turned out to be a bat, Ervin was as mortified in fear. Then more like a frightened little girl as he'd try to catch at the poor thing. Out there on the back porch I'd drink water and eat some of the scraps that he had thrown out for the dog, and sometimes place in Pepper's dog bowl. But most times Pepper got the best part of Ervin's garbage and I'd to sleep hungry, and I'd wake up to eat the dogshit I had found. I can't say which tastes worse that dogshit or that dog's food and garbage that I ate when I lived with Ervin's kids during the trial. I finally had peace away from those obnoxious little fools, trying to bully me and convince me that I set my home on fire. I didn't know these damned people, and I don't know how in the hell they felt that they knew me, but the peace I had away from them felt pretty good.

One evening I heard the Gilberg boys talking and laughing, hollering at me from behind the kitchen door. Then Ervin let the dog in and set a bag of trash out, and gave me a huge pot of stinking stew to eat. And they'd laugh and say you'd better eat shit cause you ain't getting anything else to eat. In the morning he opened the door. Boy you ain't dead yet. As if enamored by my perseverance, he'd wash me up in my weekly bath in a bowl on the back porch.

You have got to be one of the luckiest little bastards that I've ever seen. So guess what? Today's you lucky day, you get to come inside house. Now say thank you boy.
Thank you!

Ervin brought me inside his house, and gave me a bath in his bathtub, then fed me castor oil. Inside his home was a whole new world, it was hot as hell, and it smelled like sour cigarettes mixed with perfume mingle with the stench of little kids. Whatever he thought I had he didn't want get it. Everything there was so lifeless and fpake. Even the dog was lavishing a fakish, undaunted affection for this man. But since all we really wanted was food, I learned quickly from the dog how to fake it too, and I'd show the asshole of a man a little loyalty, and that made him feel respected. Not even his own kids could do that. And inside the house, it was as if me and Pepper had never known each other. Loyalty among friends right!

For the most part I'd sit and stare out the window as if waiting for someone come take me home again, but I didn't know where home was. I'd try to see it in my mind, but somehow tears would always wash down my face. I didn't know why I was crying, but I could sit there for hours, watching as the day became night only to see rising in the sky again. And seeing the snowfall through the glass window the huge flakes were way much less menacing than the cold white ooze that tried to blow itself through the porch screen window. Baba would talk to me but the words that were once so meaningful had lost themselves to an emptiness. And I really didn't want to talk to anyone anymore. Nothing seemed to matter anymore and I didn't know why.

Then one evening I was set in a chair with a couple of telephone books underneath me for height, watching as Baba stood beside me at the kitchen table feeding Renee, and instructing me on how to eat my food. She didn't seem to mind, she'd tell us that we were her babies. But then as she broke apart a piece of baked chicken, I stared fixated by the steam that gushed from its supple flesh. I couldn't look away from the open wound, a rush of panic had poured over me like mixture of cold concrete batter. And I was frozen there, as the heavy putrid air crush it's way down into my gasping lungs, all I could do is scream.

What’s wrong in there? Boy what the hell is wrong with you? Shut up that noise before I come in there and beat your god damned ass. Boy! Do you hear me talking to you? What the fuck did I say. I never noticed when he walked into the room, and with a stinging slap I was knocked from my chair onto the kitchen floor. Ervin stood over me, his booted foot poised to stomp me.

Boy shut up. What in the fuck is wrong with you. I didn't know what was wrong, but something was wrong and all I could do is cry, even as I angrily bounced back up of the floor with my little fists clinched ready to kick big his ass. I punched, pushing him on his leg. Then grabbing me by my arm. Boy! You've got to be out of your got damned mind! I'll kill you, boy. My arm grappled tight in his clutch. He dragged me down the hallway, pulling me toward the bedroom.

And their was a blood curdling shriek that burst from Baba's throat. No! Running behind us, crying. When she got to us, I could see her nervously jumping up and down. Her young mind confused in a state of panic. Don't kill my little brother. Please! She knew what death was, I didn't.

Then the stranger's rage became silent as his baby daughter Renee began to cry her tiny voice chimed in with ours, bringing this giant to a halt from his preoccupation with me.

Then tossing me onto the bed, he left out the room as Baba covered me and begged me not to cry anymore.

I don't know why. But all I could do is cry. And although Baba tried, there was nothing she could do to stop the tears from grappling with my mind. Boy! Shut up that crying in there. Your Mama's dead, you little bastard.

Mommy, mommy! I want my mommy. Where are you mommy! I love you mommy! I want my mommy! I want my mommy! The dusk of evening gathered dark upon the walls of the room. I can see the stars up in the nights sky from where I lay, but their fascination has lost their sparkle through the clouds of my eyes, and their twinkle doesn't mean that much to me anymore. I want to see her face but somehow I know I'll never see her again.

Then from this prison that is my anguish, I am granted a reprieve upon hearing the sound of a woman's voice. I'm here Charlie! Everything's all right Baby! I'll talk to you in the morning.

My heart fluttered, to my embarrassment my heart sank down to the bottom of my stomach. My Mommy never spoke without telling me that she loves me. And the tears on my face felt cold and empty, and this became my life.

It seems as quickly as I've closed my eyes it was morning. the strangeness of this room doesn't seem to matter anymore. Eagerly I spring up from my bed, fiddling with the knob. I am lock behind this immense door, and begin to slap and bang until it decides to release me from with inside the room. Mommy, mommy. The echo of the woman's voice answers back sounding less familiar and the door is opened to my disappointment. Her name was Marylou. Ervin found her at some bar down the street.

Everything in my world has changed. And I don't care anymore. Left to wonder about my new home, I am locked away in the silence of memories that refuse to reveal themselves to me.

Siting here in the living room, me, Baba, Renee and Renee's Dad. I give a vacant stare at the television, while my sisters eat their pop corn, and gulp on their cool aid, there's really nothing there that I want to see. Look, at that fool. Ha, ha, ah, isn't that funny. Boy why ain't you laughing? But without a word, I hunch my shoulders cause I don't understand what was so funny.
Watching television, I had gotten an idea from Oliver Twist.
Can I have some?
Boy! What did you say to me?
Can I have some?

Some what? You want some pop corn? Boy, you'd better get a job. Rattling the aluminum pot full of pop corn at me, his hands sifted down to the bottom for the burnt and unpopped kernels of corn. Here you go, son! Let me know if you want some more.
I couldn't figure out what my sisters found so enjoyable about this stuff, it didn't seem like much to me.
You want some more, boy?
No, sir.
Now get the hell out of my face. Go to your room before I whop your ass.

Sitting on the porch of our new home, watching the sun set, the caress of the evening cooling upon my flesh. The sky looked so beautiful, the sparrows would fly right up to me, and then excitedly fly away. And from upon her father's lap Renee would grown for me to make the small birds come to her. Sometimes they would but most times they wouldn't and Baba would laugh because Renee was scaring em away.

Watching the night comfortably set upon the band of orange far off in the distance a light twinkling of stars caught in deep blue, the beauty of the sky is disturbed by the chimes of an ice cream truck. Although Renee's just begun to walk, she knows how to churn her way from her father's lap and wobble to that ice cream truck, and as she begins her regimen of bounces upon her Father's knee, vigorously pointing at the truck. I vaguely remember the look upon my own Father's face, and wonder did I do the same thing when I was that little. I just can't remember ever being that helpless and whiny. And I couldn't figure out why she say anything that made a bit of sense. You want some ice cream? Baba go get me a strawberry short cake, and get yourself a pop sickle.
Do you want me to get something for Charlie?

What did I say? Naw! That boy don't need anything! And if you ever give that damned boy anything without my permission. I'll punish your black ass right along with his! You understand me?

Whatever pop sickle Renee wanted that meant that Baba got the other, and I wasn't worried about Ervin. If he got embarrassed enough he'd buy me a pop-sickle. And that would usually happen because his daughter Renee, would offer me some of her gooey baby drool drenched pop-sickle. I can't tell you how wonderful it made me feel, sucking on her nasty baby slob. Why not just vomit in my mouth?

I had a little girlfriend Jo Ann, and when it was just us kids outside playing, she'd take me into the back yard. She taught me how to climb my first fence and she'd push me up against the wall and still a kiss from me in the corner of the house. She loved doing that. But Ervin didn't like it when one of the neighbors told him that saw us playing in the dog house.

We moved quite a few times. And then we move into a real house on Livernoise and Web Street, I'd peer into the kitchen and watch as Ervin would teach his kids Renee and Baba how to read and write. It took me a while, but I taught myself how to read. Ervin thought Renee and me how to light matches for his cigarettes. And one day the house kind of burned down, after me and Renee were playing with the matches in the closet.

By the time we moved to Navahoe Street I had learned my own way around. Looking for pennies on the sidewalk and in the street, I'd buy my own candy. Looking for old beat up and broken bicycles in the ally, I'd take what pieces I could and build my own bike.

Ervin was all right as a father, he fed me fish oil on the couple of occasions that I had contracted worms to keep his daughter from getting worms. To be honest at my age of 10 years old, I had seen a lot of shit, and Ervin, he was probably better than most kid's Dad's in the neighborhood.

But still with each day's passing, began to whirl in a blur of uneventful memories. A lot of times I just wanted to be alone and I found my refuge in the solitude of dark and empty room.

!t was morning, and in my fascination with each new day I want to go outside to play. Yesterday, it was just yesterday when I discovered it. I know where they live these funny chirping sounds. Outside my window you can her them gossip and call to one and other. Well, actually it was my friend who notice em first. It was right there behind me, and when I turned around to see who it was it hopped into the air. Up, and up, and up, it didn't stop. No! It kept right on going, way into the sky. We laughed, and laughed, it was so funny how it did that. We could still hear the voices of the little creatures chirping as we searched the sky, but we didn't see em any more. Then without a sound there it was again right beside me.

In the morning as I spring from the bed in a raucous. Clumsily trying to dress myself, my thoughts race hysterically in wonder of what awaited my day. It was all so exciting. Maybe today it wants to play, and we can hop in to the air and go way up into the sky. They say God lives up there with the Angels. Maybe we'll get to see him too.

Yeah, you're right. I would miss my Mommy too.

When I'd come home from playing in the yard my Mommy would investigate my face and hands for traces of dirt, always prepared with rag and a strange look of terror that used to make me laugh if saw a little bug crawling around on my clothes, cause she'd dance around back and forth, grimacing while she'd force her trembling hands to wipe me clean, that's when I knew its was time to get a bath. Bath time usually meant it was time for bed, but sometimes it didn't, but I got in the habit checking for bugs before I'd come into the house just in case. After coaxing me into the bathtub with my clothes still on and dousing me with a couple pots of water she promised she'd try to be braver. "Oh Baby! I'm so sorry, do you forgive Mommy. It's just that I'm so afraid of those bugs. That's Ok! Awh Baby, I love you so much. I love you too Mommy, but I think my clothes are wet! Awh Baby! You know what, tomorrow I'm going to go outside with you, and you can show me your little bug friends, and I promise I'm going to be brave."

I was a moody child and not everybody liked that about me, but my Mommy seemed to love everything about me, and she taught me to love every feeling I had. I'd tell my Mommy my moody stories about my moody day and we'd laugh. Even when I was trying to be serious she'd laugh, then she'd smile and give me kisses and tickles, and a slice of orange or tangerine. I'm not sure if I like 'em, but she sure makes 'em seem delicious. She even kisses the juices off my face and hands. Then she picks me up and blows on my stomach, and it makes me laugh. We like fried okra too, but not that snotty boiled kind . . . yeee uk! That's disgusting, but my Dad likes it, and we laugh at him too, she's so funny. He doesn't say much he just calls us children, then later on he gives Mommy a spanking for talking about him, she likes it but it makes me afraid. When my Mommy's happy she laughs, when she's sad, she's never to proud to cry, she always tells me just how she feels and she expects me to respect her feelings too, and I do. But she always makes me laugh, and she likes to sing just to get me to sing and then she laughs and says it's cute, its so fun just being around her! She says I make her happy, but sometimes when she says it, she gets a little sad. I don't like to make her sad.

Sometimes my Mommy just sits in my bed and watches me go off to sleep. Then when I wake up she's sitting in the living room on the couch.

Good morning Anooni!

My Mommy was just a kid herself, she adored the way I couldn't pronounce my middle name. And watching me curse everybody out about it, was a masterpiece.

How's my little man? I was the man when my father wasn't home. Sometimes he wouldn't be home for days. I don't know how she always does it, my Mommy always knows when I'm ready to play.

Just then the doorbell rings and there's a holler from the hallway.
Katherine? Its me! Ya home?
Anthony its Laverl, now be good, your father works for her husband's dad.
I do not like this woman, and she like's everybody's Dad! And she always wants a Coca Cola.
What are you doing here Laverl?
Son would you get me a Coca Cola from the refrigerator?

Calling me son, I really didn't like her. She was one of the people who came by our home to party, and sometimes I had to spend the the day at their home while Ervin's daughter's usually baby sat me. Mostly it was Ervin's daughter Aldine baby who baby sat me. Aldine was like my Mother's best friend and she liked my dad too, but she was nice and fun, and happy, I liked her. Renee and Baba live there but most times when I'm at Laverl's home, Laverl's not there. The only thing I know about this white woman, is that she has three white sons, and her sons are horrible little, rotten bastards. When I look at this pitiful slob of a woman I remember how she became so embarrassed because her sons tried to lynch me. She made me wear that damned red cowboy hat and told her Negro friends and my Mommy that her sons were playing cowboys with me, but an older kid saw me dangling from the rope tied to the garage. And scolded Richard, Michael and Benson, while he nervously cut the rope lose from my neck. I had rope burns bleeding around my throat, and this dumb bitch said it came from playing with some little ass holes that I didn't like.

No! I'll get it. Phillip Anthony's not allowed to play in the kitchen.
Phillip, are you a big boy?
My Mommy says that I am.
Then you can get the soda
What? What's that?
That's all right. Laverl grunts lifting herself out of the clutches of the chair . . . and off she goes. Waddling her fat ass into our kitchen, as if she owns the house.

They were envious of us, like we weren't supposed to have the things we had. I was two years old when Laverl's son's fed me raw meat. They were calling me an animal, entertaining a couple of their friends. The irony is that nothing happened, and I guess that terrorized the Gilberg boys cause raw meat was supposed to be poisonous, but nothing happened to me. And when one of their friends tried it, their fears worse fears were realized. The kid had to be rushed to the hospital. And after that Laverl's sons tried to lynch me.

I guess her sons told her what they tried to do. And after the raw meat incident Laverl took me to the Catholic Church on the corner of Jefferson, and tried to get the Priest their to exorcise me. My mother was shocked when a Catholic Priest came to our house, but Laverl acted as if it was normal for a Catholic Priest to make house calls, to exorcise demons. This was an unbelievably daffy woman.

In an effort to get rid of LaVerl I began to whine.

I'm hungry Mommy.
What would you like to eat?
Oh, Laverl we have to go to the store. I hope you don't mind?
I have to get some milk for the baby.
Katherine, you have milk. Does Phillip eat cereal? I can fix it for him.
We do? Are you sure?
I'm looking right at it Katherine.
We'll go to the store after breakfast. All right Phillip?
Awe Right! I could tell by her disappointment that I was going to get a lemon cookie.
Ok just a minute. I'll fix it for him, he like his cereal.

I drag myself to the kitchen, and wrestle with the chair for a seat. Then patting me on the head Laverl leaves out the kitchen.
That's alright Katherine I fixed it for him.
I gawk across at the soda drenched cereal, then give it a taste . . . and its nasty.
Hello? Hello? A scholarly voice echoes from in the hallway accompanied by clunking footsteps.
Oh! Hey Ervin, I'm sorry Kaatherine. That's my boyfriend, Ervin. You met him at your party.
Well, you could have told me.

Ervin is a gangster, and my Mommy doesn't trust him one bit. But LaVerl says he's like a bodyguard, and that my father needs his protection. He even let her son play with his gun and Richard showed it to his friends. And now all the little white kids think Richard is cool cause he gets to hang out with Gangsters. Ervin's very well manor and properly spoken like a white guy, you'd never believe he's a gangster.

From behind the kitchen chair I watch frustrated, as the tall dark figure enters our home. Laverl pops up form my father's armchair like a puppy eager to meet it's master. I a gesture of obedience she offers him a kiss on the lips. Undaunted by her touch, he stands there preoccupied fixated staring at my Mom and with his right hand inside his suit pocket. As he turns stepping toward the couch where my mother sat. I lose sight of him, but I can hear everything he and my Mommy are saying.
Hi Ervin! . . . We weren't expecting guests this early. Stop! What are you doing? Laverl? Help me! Please! Stop it!

From the kitchen I can see Laverl clutching onto her stomach. Crouching to the floor on her knees, she begins to moan. Oh God! Oh God please!

Hurdling myself to the floor. My Mommy! Racing into the living room. I am halted by confusion. The tall dark figure has turned angrily to Laverl kneeling on the floor crying. Shut up bitch! This is what you wanted. You wanna be next?

Rocking back and forth on her knees as if she's about to vomit. No, no, no! I don't want to die! Please! Oh, Ervin please!

My Mommy is standing there, over by the couch. Her body slightly crouched, and leaning forward. Her hand rests just beneath her left breast. The sparkling diamond ring upon her finger sustains my attention as blood crosses over it trickling down her delicate hand. There's blood on Ervin's clinched fist and on the shiny silver object in his hand.

Glancing in my direction, and then staring back into Ervin's face
I'm all right Phillip.
Don't let my baby see me like this.
Go outside and play Phillip Anthony. Ok? He doesn't understand.

Then breathless she drops to the couch, quietly sitting there. And as I watch the tears fall from her eyes, I can't understand why she's crying. I can't leave her. I can only watch as my Mommy lays her head back against the shoulder of the couch looking up at the ceiling. It's so quiet. We all watch paralyzed as she struggles to draw air into her lungs. The silence is broken, her breath has become a whimper of little hiccups. The hiccups stop and she silently, motionlessly she drifts off to sleep.

I look up at Ervin, and he's watching me. I guess he'd been there studying me trying to figure out my reaction. I don't know what he expected to see me do, but seeing me look at the door, he laughs.

Hold him. Don't let him move.

Folding the shinny silver object into its black handle, while he places his fingers against my mother's throat. And with a single bound he lunges toward the door locking it shut. He walks in the bathroom where he studies his face in the wooden cabinet mirror, as if wondering what he felt. You could see it in his eyes, he was trying to figure out if he felt anything at all. Quietly washing his hands in the face bowl. A question seem to appear upon his face. Why didn't the blood he rinsed from his hands mean anything to him? I saw him talk to my Mommy before. He seemed attentive as if he liked the slender woman, who looked more like a beautiful little Indian doll. But whatever he felt it was not enough to stop him from doing what he'd just done.

Startled by an awkward clunking sound coming from within the hallway. Ervin quietly sneaks across the room to the door, where he patiently listens to the noise. I can tell from the sound of the footsteps that its Gerald, his two-year-old body has been trapped by the height of the stairs. Once he's made his way up the steps usually my Mommy has to carry him back down. Its funny because Gerald never had a problem backing down the last three steps to our house, and sometime he could be quite insistent on trying to climb down the steps on his own . . . but we fell down the stairs once before, and after that my Mommy always carried him down to the last three steps. She said I was to big to carry that far, so she'd hold my hand and walk me down the flight of steps.

With his hand once again reaching inside his suit pocket Ervin waits, then abruptly flings the door open and with the demeanor of a car salesman greeting a perspective client. He looks down into the face of the small black child. Curiously he study's the small boy's face as if to ask the child why are you here. You've got to know that you don't belong here with these folk.
Hey son! Come here!

Tenderly lifting the boy into his arms as if he was his own. Let me show you something. Without a whimper the small child lets Ervin carry him into our home. Yeah, there you go!
Ervin was stunned by how disarming his charm worked upon the small black child. As Gerald's eyes study over Ervin's face, seeking for emotions for reassurance. The man who looked just like him smiles, and then turns his attention to the room. Looking around in preoccupied with thought.
Hey son! You want to play a game? Let’s bounce on the bed.
Laverl, take the boy in the kitchen.
Which one?
Well, I'll be damned? Sorry, Charlie! What the hell boy do you think I'm talking about?

Lifting me up in her arms, her hand tenderly press my head against her shoulder. What do you want me to do with him?
Let him play with some matches.
With a smirk he sighs, Sorry, Charlie!
Once again I can hear the water is running in the bathroom, while Laverl is impatiently focused rambling through the kitchen drawers. Her agitated face thinking and rethinking, as if confronting herself. Asking herself why she can't make a decision. And then involuntarily, words burst from her lips.
I can't find any. Oh, I found them.
Show the boy how to light them!
Fumbling pushing open the wooden package, she take a match from it and its set before me on the white formica table. In a nervous presentation, the stick is scratched against the side of the box. And it ignites, hissing at as it burns. Here. Now you try.
My Mommy lied to me, she's never lied to me before. She's not all right!
My Mommy's bleeding.
As if this thing was not supposed to happen. The tiny wooden crate slips from within her trembling grasp, crashing to the table then bouncing off, it tumbles down to the floor, where it bursts spilling out its contents.

God damn Phillip. Won't you just shut up! Then trying to gain control of the tone in her voice. Your Mommy is all right! She said so. Remember? That's all that this white woman would do, she'd yell and lie. She didn't like me, she wanted me to be like her son Richard. But Richard's friends said that I was a nigger. They didn't like niggers.
No! I saw it Laverl. My Mommy's bleeding!
Hey Laverl! Get the kid a damned band aid. His mommy's bleeding.
That's alright. I got 'em.
Ervin enters the kitchen wearing my father's black suit, and carrying a tin of bandages.
Here you go son. Sticking out my hand.
No! You get these until after you light a match.
Ok!I agreed, I wanted my Mommy back. As he retreats back into the living room. I realize that my three year old dexterity cannot comprehend how to manipulate the cumbersome twigs to get them to get them to ignite.

Entering the kitchen again. What! You still haven't lit one. Ok son! I'll give you one more chance. Pointing at the stove. All you have to do is turn that knob, right there. Can you do that?
I can do that! I take hold of the large button and turn, but it doesn't move, so I pretend as though it does. There!

Damn! Boy! What can you do? Here, get out the way. Grabbing me by the head, guiding me out of his way. He stops investigating the knobs, impatiently looking up at Laverl whose intently looking down at him, studying his every move. Woman get outta here, and leave the boy right where he is.

What do you want me to do?
Take the newspapers from that stand over there by the sofa and spread em around on the floor.
You heard me! With a smirk he smiles as if laughing to himself about a joke he just heard. Boy, hand me a match.

I take one of the sticks from the floor, and turn toward the man standing at the kitchen stove. The blue flame is pouring up toward the ceiling. Now put it in there. Directing me to put the match inside the fire. And as I do the red tip of the stick fizzles sprouting a yellow illumination that blackens the stick as it burns. Put some more in there. Is that all you can hold. Put em in there. Hurry up boy! You want those band aids don't you? I'll give em to you as soon as you get finished. Let me know when you get finished. He's gone. So pretending to take up all the matches from off the floor, with both hands I fling my imaginary objects onto the stove, then gallop into the living room. All finished!

Is that right?

In the living room Laverl nervously stands there staring at Ervin rumbling through our house, tossing papers around on the living room floor. With a long paper torch in his hand Ervin hurriedly touches it's flame onto the curtains and wall paper. Then balling up a piece of news paper he tosses it to me.
Here, kick that around. Watching him kick the flaming paper ball around on the floor. I kick at the one near my feet. What's the matter with you boy, you don't want to play with me.

Then leading me by the hand to the my bedroom door. Hey, Sorry Charlie! Where's your friend? I think he's hiding under your bed.

Standing behind me, he pushes to door open and I look inside. But the bedroom where I once played is glowing. It's yellow flames have melting into my box of toys. The flames behind it are melting into the walls too. Turning the white curtains into ash and billows of gray black smoke. Guiding me to my Mommy's head where I would often lay, and look into her eyes. Ervin gives me a shove into the burning room, but before my foot can take half a step, with a whoosh the door slams itself shut, pushing me out. Mommy, mommy! I race over to her side. But she's still asleep.

Damn! Startled Ervin jerks his hand back from the doorknob. You can see in his face, his heart is racing in panic from the flames all around us. And somewhat annoyed at his own fear, he reaches into the bathroom taking the tin of bandages from off the sink. Looking around at the smoke. The smoke has driven Laverl onto the stars in the hallway, where she whispers, calling Ervin's name. Without a word, looking at the couch as it slowly begins to burn on one of the edges. Ervin tosses the tin of bandages at me, and I snarl with it, trying to get a clicking sound from the latch. The hallway door bangs closed. Stumbling down the stairs, they're gone.

As the room became clouded, each heated breath I breathed scorched into my lungs. I watched my mommy sleep, the flames engulf her body. The sizzle of her flesh, and then a pop, her body moved. She was on fire, tears streamed from her eyes. I saw her love but I was terrified. Terrified of someone that I had loved so much.

I ran to the door, the latch was to far for me to reach. And I didn’t know how to open it anyway. As I stood there stomping trying to figure out the door I saw a flaming angel. The cool air felt fresh as she calmly opened the door. I rushed remembering to take only one step at a time. I had fallen down them so much that I had stopped crying from the bumps to my head. All the time I was calling to my Mommy. As I stood there alone at the outside of the entrance of our second story house I called for her. Confused, crying, but I didn’t even know what the fuck confusion was. I don’t know if it was the burn of the fire but all I could do is cry. Didn’t notice the tears on my face, until I noticed a voice. The only thing I could feel was afraid, I had know way of understanding what was going on in my life. The Firemen someone lifted me up and out of the way, and spoke to me, little boy why are you crying. Then as the Fireman tried to talk to me, Laverl appeared.

He’s calling for his cat. I’m his mother.

That’s not my Mommy.

Ms. we’re going to need to talk to you. So, I’m gonna need to ask you some questions. Here’s the telephone number, you need to contact me at.

Laveral kinda dragged lifted me to the car. I don't think she was realized that my motor skills were adult sized yet. Quit doing that and come on.

I don't remember saying anything to them. They were talking, but it was garbled. I think they might have wanted an emotional response, but I just didn't care.

For a while I lived with the Boozers and the Gilbergs were there. I preferred to lay out in the yard, all day and all night. Alice cared about me, she used to call me Phillip Harris, my Aunt Gurtrude did the same thing, but I didn’t know them. Other than her nieces and nephews, along with Laverl's kids who kept telling me, I did something bad. I just didn't know them. They were just some people who had some really fucked up ways.

Then they'd tell me what I had to say in court. I'm three years old, what's a court? Say this, say that. Funny how you can smell fear, at such an early age. I was three years old, and everything that these people feared became something for me to laugh at.

Every once in a while I'd spend time with the police. they took me back into the burnt rubble of our home, but I didn't recognize it, none of it made any sense, and they had a hard time trying to explain it to me. But I remember for some reason, I began to cry, and these white men responded to my tears, making it all the more confusing that people could care.

There would be many more attempts against my life, each attempt made to look like it was just an accident, or as if it were something I brought upon myself.

1337 Flatbush appartment 2F Brooklyn, New York A young Latino girl used to watch through my window as I slept, I was complimented, she was beautiful. But it wasn't as innocent as that. She was clocking when I would fall alseep. The latest attempt, a young man broke into my apartment, while I was sleeping. I could here the dogs barking, and the latch click, but I couldn't move. My drink had been poisoned with a neuro toxin. From there, I seem to have blacked out. When I woke, my face had been beaten, and there were hypodermic needle wounds around my eye, no blood anywhere else, not on my pillow case or the floor or walls, the wounds were bloody soar but clean. It was a message, from Richard Gilberg, he wanted me to fear that he could get me anytime, anywhere. Then at 5:00 a.m. while taking a shower, I heard one of the tenants from the up stars apartment arguing with a young man. "you broke into my apartment. What are you doing here.  Tell me." I put on my shirt and drawers and went out side into the hall. There was the young man, I grabbed him by his bullet proof vest, and hit him about three times in the face. Look at my face." Startled they both looked.

It was all a set up, even the Latino gang had been set up. They were given drugs tainted with MRSA, a flesh eating virus. The drugs were supposed to have come from the Russians, so my guess is we all were set, and the bullets were supposed to go flying in every direction, taking me out in a gang related incident.